Guest: yea Dave (I think he used my name), I am at this house and I cant find the beach chairs
Me: did you order them?
Guest: what do you mean order them? No I didnt order them, I assumed they came with the rental
Me: ok I can place the order for you if you like
Guest: you mean I have to pay extra?
Me: yes sir
Guest: ummmm, I am very unhappy about that....lemme let you speak with my wife
Wife: (screaming into the phone) HELLO
Me: yes ma'am
Wife: whats this I hear we are expected to pay for beach chairs?
Me: yes ma'am
Wife: No, I am not paying for no fucking beach chairs.....when we stayed in other places, they were always included with the house...if they had told us this, we wouldnt have booked here
Me: did you inquire about beach chairs?
Wife: Inquire? How fucking dare you........its not my goddamn job.....it's your job. I want beach chairs and bikes here immediately and I am not paying a fucking dime for them, do I make myself clear?
Me: first off, stop cussing at me....second, no free bikes, no free beach chairs
Wife: I WANT THE GODDAMN BIKES AND BEACH CHAIRS HERE NOW.....I am coming up to the office and I am going to scream at the top of my lungs at every fucking person in this lobby because you have fucked up my vacation.
Me: the check in office is closed
Wife: well where are you
Me: I am in the reservation office
Wife: where is the reservation office? I'll come there
Me: no you wont
Wife: this is so unfair...this is my goddamn vacation...my vacation, do you hear me?
Me: ok well ma'am, I am ending this call because I have asked you not to swear at me
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This was last night....I come in this morning
Manager: Dave, I talked to Mrs. Jones
Me: yea she was a pure bitch
Manager: watch your mouth, Dave....I spoke to her this morning and she was very sweet......she said you werent the least bit sympathetic to her concerns. I talked to her and she agreed to pay for the bikes and beach chairs but I gave her a 10% discount. I just find it so hard to believe she was cursing and screaming at you like you said in your email.
I am so livid right now, I may start cursing and screaming.
Me: did you order them?
Guest: what do you mean order them? No I didnt order them, I assumed they came with the rental
Me: ok I can place the order for you if you like
Guest: you mean I have to pay extra?
Me: yes sir
Guest: ummmm, I am very unhappy about that....lemme let you speak with my wife
Wife: (screaming into the phone) HELLO
Me: yes ma'am
Wife: whats this I hear we are expected to pay for beach chairs?
Me: yes ma'am
Wife: No, I am not paying for no fucking beach chairs.....when we stayed in other places, they were always included with the house...if they had told us this, we wouldnt have booked here
Me: did you inquire about beach chairs?
Wife: Inquire? How fucking dare you........its not my goddamn job.....it's your job. I want beach chairs and bikes here immediately and I am not paying a fucking dime for them, do I make myself clear?
Me: first off, stop cussing at me....second, no free bikes, no free beach chairs
Wife: I WANT THE GODDAMN BIKES AND BEACH CHAIRS HERE NOW.....I am coming up to the office and I am going to scream at the top of my lungs at every fucking person in this lobby because you have fucked up my vacation.
Me: the check in office is closed
Wife: well where are you
Me: I am in the reservation office
Wife: where is the reservation office? I'll come there
Me: no you wont
Wife: this is so unfair...this is my goddamn vacation...my vacation, do you hear me?
Me: ok well ma'am, I am ending this call because I have asked you not to swear at me
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This was last night....I come in this morning
Manager: Dave, I talked to Mrs. Jones
Me: yea she was a pure bitch
Manager: watch your mouth, Dave....I spoke to her this morning and she was very sweet......she said you werent the least bit sympathetic to her concerns. I talked to her and she agreed to pay for the bikes and beach chairs but I gave her a 10% discount. I just find it so hard to believe she was cursing and screaming at you like you said in your email.
I am so livid right now, I may start cursing and screaming.
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