Gotta keep those credit cards chilled...
Customer (seeing my reusable lunch bag in the bottom of the wine cooler): You shouldn't leave your purse there, honey. Someone could steal it.
Me: That's my lunch.
Customer: Oh. It's a pretty bag. I thought it was your purse.
Me: I have to ask -- do you generally refrigerate your purse?
Customer just stares at me for a second, turns red, and bursts out laughing.
Customer: I guess that was kind of a dumb thing to say, huh?
If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com
Last edited by Boozy; 11-05-2009 at 11:03 PM.