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Old 11-26-2009, 07:30 PM
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People who smoke know that if they don't already have a lighter to use, they are obviously going to need one to light up at some point. The store used to carry books of matches we could give to customers, so it was no big deal then. Just toss a book of matches at them, and they would go on their way.

However, the store no longer carries those books of matches. I don't know why they quit, and really don't care. They have their reasons, I guess, but I don't care either way. The point is that I don't have matches to offer.

These customers will then ask if I have a lighter to lend, which I don't. Even if I did, I wouldn't because they can just as easily buy their own lighter and be on their way. I hate moochers, even over something small, so I tend to discourage them out of spite. After all, I shelled out the money to buy my own lighter when I did smoke. It's not a big deal, but the principle that people should be willing to fend for themselves. That's the way I look at it.

Some will then ask to use a lighter from the rack to which I'll also say no. Then, they start whining and complaining that they just want a light, which fails to elicit my sympathy and is really annoying.

Really, if you want to smoke, you're going to need a light. If you already have a lighter in your car or at home, just wait until you get there to light up. I promise it won't kill you to wait that long. If you don't have a lighter, then just shut up and buy one. Then, you'll have it when you want it.

Plus, smoking is prohibited inside the building, so at least wait until you get out the door.
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Old 11-26-2009, 07:37 PM
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I bet they stopped offering the matches because of how much money it cost to provide them.
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Old 11-26-2009, 08:35 PM
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What's the problem with buying a lighter? It lasts longer than smokes and is probably cheaper anyway. If you can afford cigarettes you can afford a lighter, at least one of those one dollar disposable butane things in the dollar store.
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Old 11-26-2009, 10:29 PM
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I was also wondering: If they just wanted to "borrow" a lighter, they still would have to go outside to light up. And THEN it would be considered as theft since they left the store with an unpaid item. So, where's the logic in asking to borrow a lighter? (Oh, wait....)
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Old 11-26-2009, 11:05 PM
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I bet they stopped offering the matches because of how much money it cost to provide them.

When I worked at the C-Store, they said that they stopped giving out matches, because the lighter sales were down, and it cost $ to give out matches.
I mean, why GIVE stuff away, when you can SELL stuff!!
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Old 11-27-2009, 03:32 AM
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It cost us $45 for a bag of matches, 100 to a box, I think 100 to a bag. And we were giving them away for free. So yes, lots of money being lost right there. Besides, people can buy cheapie 2 packs of lighters for a buck and a dime.
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Old 11-27-2009, 05:30 AM
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Just buy the damn lighter. It's easy to lose a lighter, people pocket them, whether intentional or not. My roomate is the worst!! But at least buy one while your at the store!! or go without, your choice. I can't believe people would ask to "borrow" one off the rack.

would you walk into a hardware store and ask to "just borrow some ductape"??
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Old 11-27-2009, 08:37 AM
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Oh man, I used to get this all the time at the gas station. We didn't give out matches for the longest time because it was a fire hazard. Gas and matches I guess.
Working graveyards I would have people ask to borrow lighters all the time, with the door locked, through the transaction drawer, right in front of the pumps.
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Old 11-28-2009, 12:44 AM
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We sell lighters as well. and I don't get the logic either about "borrowing a light."

Have we become that cheap that we'll fork out for cigarettes, but not a dollar for a light? (the only thing I DO buy from the cigarette stands is tallyho papers because I can clean out my flute pads with them)
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Old 11-29-2009, 02:00 AM
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whoa are people really doing that? Are they really that cheap??
I m a smoker, more than a pack a day, but it would NEVER cross my mind to ask for a lighter off the rack! How can You afford smokes but not a lighter which lasts few weeks???
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