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Old 11-28-2009, 04:56 AM
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"How am I going to shave my balls?"
Ok I have to ask. How many razors does it take to shave you balls sir? Do you have a problem down there?

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Old 11-28-2009, 08:01 AM
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I was at Aid or Rite when it opened yesterday because of the razors too! But I don't have balls, and I already know how to shave, so I didn't need to ask the cashier!

I was about the 10th person into the store and by the time I got to the razor aisle, these 2 women were grabbing every single razor they could find! I barely reached in to grab one of the Quattros before they were all gone! The women gave me a dirty look that I had taken one of their precious razors!

When I checked out later on I lamented that I wish I could have grabbed 2 of the Quattros and the cashier told me it was limit 1. I started laughing right then and there and warned her that she would going to have a really angry pair of women coming through her line fairly soon! If I hadn't needed to go pick up my pie, I might have waited to see what happened when those women finally stopped looting the rest of the store and checked out!

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Old 12-02-2009, 03:21 AM
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How am I going to shave my balls?
May I suggest:



But these are really much faster, and your hand won't cramp as much:



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Old 12-02-2009, 07:21 AM
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^^

My those look painful *covers his "area"*

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Old 12-02-2009, 08:47 AM
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*pulls out gardening shears* Actually we have a new shave our customer's balls for free special going on right now
Oh well, my monitor needed cleaning anyway ... just not with tea!
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Old 12-02-2009, 10:50 PM
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Ok I have to ask. How many razors does it take to shave you balls sir? Do you have a problem down there?
Exactly what I was thinking! Is this guy's balls covered in tribble hair by chance?

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Old 12-03-2009, 06:24 AM
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Exactly what I was thinking! Is this guy's balls covered in tribble hair by chance?
Oh gods! Thanks for that image.

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Old 12-03-2009, 07:14 AM
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I just gave my monitor a tea cleaning from this thread. Also, I need some

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Old 12-03-2009, 05:15 PM
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Re:thread title...
"I'd suggested a keen machete, and one good, sudden chop... Or were you just looking to cut them down another size?"
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