6:05PM. We're closed. The phone rings. It's close enough to business hours that I decide to be nice and not answer "Store security" and instead use the standard greeting.
SC (shouting into the phone): WOW!!!! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!!!!!
Me: Ha ha. Is there something I can help you with?
SC: Thanks for playing!! *much laughter in the background.
The first time I saw that stupid ass commercial, (and pretty much every time since), I thought "Aw christ! I wonder how many morons, thinking they are so incredibly funny, are going to pull that on Dave?!"