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Old 12-17-2006, 12:25 AM
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Question YOU BETTER FIND OUT!

Customer: You cut my telephone wire.
Me: Ok, since it’s the telephone company’s wire, they’ll have to fix it. (sucks, I know)
Customer: Will they make me pay for it?
Me: I don’t know.
Customer: Well, why not?
Me: I don’t know their procedures, mam.
Customer: Well, you’d better find out!
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Old 12-17-2006, 02:57 AM
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YEAH!!!! You better!!!!!!!! :shakes fist:
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:51 AM
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Shame on you for not knowing another company's procedures! Tsk tsk tsk.
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Old 12-17-2006, 03:15 PM
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*sarcasm* You mean you don't have that manual at your company? You know, the BIG HUGE THICK one that sits on the pedestal. It contains every single company in the world - their policies and procedures, store hours, inventory on hand, owners, administrative hierachy, and an applications for employment? Wow. I'm surprised! *end sarcasm*
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Old 12-17-2006, 05:20 PM
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Shake yer fist harder, boy! They're gettin' away!
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Old 12-18-2006, 12:12 AM
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*sarcasm* You mean you don't have that manual at your company? You know, the BIG HUGE THICK one that sits on the pedestal. It contains every single company in the world - their policies and procedures, store hours, inventory on hand, owners, administrative hierachy, and an applications for employment? Wow. I'm surprised! *end sarcasm*
Hey, don't forget . . . it also contains the companies phone numbers . . .
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Old 12-18-2006, 03:16 AM
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This is the same species of people who demand I find out from Nintendo when more Wiis are coming in...

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Old 12-18-2006, 03:33 AM
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