So today, I got the oddest request for assistance in finding something. Quite possibly the most bizarre request for anything I've ever received.
Plain, ordinary guy walked up to the desk.
Customer: "... Holy water?"
Me: "... ... wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Customer: " ... ... yuh"
Me: "Hardware store, sir. Hardware store. Hardware
Customer: "So is that a yes?"
Me: "Hm. Well
, if I may, if we don't sell the throwing knives, rapidly rotating holy book, massively overpowered divine cross, those axes that you can only throw in an arc, or that thing that goes plink
, we probably won't have the holy water either."
(I actually said that.
Customer: "Well if you get any in again let me know." *walks away*
I was particularly spooked when he said "again"
... so ...