So today, I got the oddest request for assistance in finding something. Quite possibly the most bizarre request for anything I've ever received.
Plain, ordinary guy walked up to the desk.
Customer: "... Holy water?"
Me: "... ... wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!" .__Q'
Customer: " ... ... yuh"
Me: "Hardware store, sir. Hardware store. Hardware."
Customer: "So is that a yes?"
Me: "Hm. Well, if I may, if we don't sell the throwing knives, rapidly rotating holy book, massively overpowered divine cross, those axes that you can only throw in an arc, or that thing that goes plink, we probably won't have the holy water either."
(I actually said that. )
Customer: "Well if you get any in again let me know." *walks away*
I was particularly spooked when he said "again" ... so ...
Plain, ordinary guy walked up to the desk.
Customer: "... Holy water?"
Me: "... ... wwhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?!" .__Q'
Customer: " ... ... yuh"
Me: "Hardware store, sir. Hardware store. Hardware."
Customer: "So is that a yes?"
Me: "Hm. Well, if I may, if we don't sell the throwing knives, rapidly rotating holy book, massively overpowered divine cross, those axes that you can only throw in an arc, or that thing that goes plink, we probably won't have the holy water either."
(I actually said that. )
Customer: "Well if you get any in again let me know." *walks away*
I was particularly spooked when he said "again" ... so ...
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