If you think this is dirty...

[BookstoreEscapee]

...you can go yourself.

[CaroPhoenix]

That's just as cute as this song:

The Clean Song by the Jolly Rogers

Though I prefer this version by The Corsairs.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Haha! That's cute.

I heard The Assumption Song on the radio the other day on my way to work; they said who sang it but didn't say the title. When I googled the first video I found was this one which is kinda funny cuz the guys singing it are at a Civil War reenactment and are all in period dress...but they broke character to have a little fun

[Caffienated_Caramel]

lol! I love this song XD

[Nurian]

The funny thing is my wife and I will sing this song together

Aside from the Clean song posted above this song reminds me of another song done by the Jolly Rogers. But that one is more about double meanings and puns than rhyming and suggestion

[Magpie]

Nero's Fiddle does a song where they've "taken out every single objectionable word". (So if you children do understand it, have them explain the jokes to you). It's funny, because sometimes the words that have been removed are obviously perfectly clean.

[CaroPhoenix]

Mr. Rum has no sense of humor. He thought it was "stupid".

I'd pay to have that as my ring tone for Mr. Rum.