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Old 08-25-2010, 02:45 AM
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This woman started off pleasant enough, then managed to pull several consecutive stunts, all of which are things I hate. Oh, and she was my FIRST customer of the day the other day.

Right after I punched in Focker asked me to finish up a delivery order for a customer because he was needed elsewhere. This took place at the tech counter register. I completed the order without incident, though the woman asked repeatedly if I'd entered her tax-exempt number, despite my assurances that I had.

After the order was finished was when the real fun started. The order was for work, and she had a personal purchase to make: 10 composition books that were on sale.

So we're clear....these books are on sale for $0.10. Limit is 3 (20 for teachers) AND you have to spend at least $5 before they will ring up at 10 cents. Any more than 3 and the extra ring up at full price. They also ring up at full price until the minimum spend amount is reached.

She wasn't a teacher, and she wasn't purchasing anything else with the composition books.

She argued that because she "just spent a lot of money" on the delivery order, and because she was "using her rewards card," we should waive both the minimum spending requirement AND the quantity limit for her.

OK....first of all, she hadn't spent a penny. That delivery order was for work, and was paid for with a company credit card. The composition books were a personal purchase, entirely separate from and having nothing to do with the delivery order.

Second, the way the minimum spending requirement is set up means we can NOT override it, at least not in a way that won't be immediately flagged.

Third, the quantity limits aren't suggestions.

Fourth, having a Rewards card in no way exempts you from ANY rules or policies. Never has, never will.

However, Focker had already told her she could have 10 books, but he'd said nothing about waiving the spending requirement.

Me: Ma'am I still need a $5 minimum spend to give you the $0.10 price on these.

SC: But I'm using my Rewards card!

Me: The system doesn't allow this to be overridden, ma'am.

SC: *long, angry sigh*

Me (thinking):

She opts to get two cases of water. I ring everything in, scan in her rewards card, and give her her total, and she looked at me like I'd just insulted her.

SC:....but I don't pay for it.

Me: (Abort? Retry? Fail?) Uh.......

SC: I used my REWARDS CARD!

Me: That's not a payment card, ma'am.

SC: But I have $30 on there!

Me: Do you have your Rewards check?

SC: What's that?

Me: You're rewards points are emailed to you. You need to print them out and bring them in to redeem them. They do not get applied automatically.

SC: But last time I was in here they just scanned my card and it took the money right off!

Let's see here......no it didn't.

Me: Ma'am, the Rewards program has never worked that way.

Cue a whole ton of bitching and moaning about how it's not fair that she has to remember to print out and bring in her Rewards points (like everyone else, most of whom have no problem) and how terrible and stupid this all is, blah blah blah.

SC: Forget it! I don't want this stuff! *starts to put the cases of water back in her cart, then stops* no...YOU can put these away!

Me:

And she stormed out.

First customer of the day........

I'd actually completely forgotten about this. The sheer stupidity and rudeness of this woman must have short-circuited my brain.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:56 AM
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SC: Forget it! I don't want this stuff! *starts to put the cases of water back in her cart, then stops* no...YOU can put these away!
Me: Bitch, if it will get you out of my life that much faster, I'd restock a whole pallet of water bottles.

But I don't have to worry about losing a job anymore, so maybe that's not fair to say.
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Old 08-25-2010, 02:59 AM
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Wow, what a complete moron. All over cheap notebooks. And how is it too much work to print out a simple rewards thing?

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Old 08-25-2010, 03:02 AM
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Too bad you couldn't apply penalties to her "Rewards card"
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Old 08-26-2010, 12:19 AM
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At first I thought you were working for Borders, because that is the kind of crap we have to deal with all the time. But our rewards card works differently. (Heh...'works'...yeah right.)

Management at my store is so scared of upper management that they have an unofficial policy in these situations. Ring up $5 in water, books, whatever, so that the coupon will work on the notebooks, then return the $5 items. It's not good for the company, but then, neither is abusing the completely demoralized staff any further, either, so it kind of balances out.

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Old 08-26-2010, 01:35 AM
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how is it too much work to print out a simple rewards thing?
. . . or bring their ID with them?

. . . or pour their own coffee?

. . . or find their own purchases?

. . . or just say what it is they want?

. . . or <enter any simple task>.

Never, ever underestimate just how lazy people can be.

Never be surprised at just what people are going to find difficult.

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Old 08-26-2010, 07:19 PM
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Old 08-26-2010, 09:09 PM
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You know which company she worked for? A friendly call to their customer service line would very quickly get her to change her attitude since she was a representative of her company.

I've done it before.. well threatened to do it to a customer who said where she works.. and what she does.

She must have heard me say I would find who her boss is and tell her how she is portraying her company. She was peaches and cream the next time I saw her.

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You know which company she worked for? A friendly call to their customer service line would very quickly get her to change her attitude since she was a representative of her company.

I've done it before.. well threatened to do it to a customer who said where she works.. and what she does.

She must have heard me say I would find who her boss is and tell her how she is portraying her company. She was peaches and cream the next time I saw her.
That is the most brilliant customer service idea I've ever read! I'll have to start suggesting that to others.
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