Unseen Academicals - Terry Pratchett
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When he turned around, Madame, in a nightshirt that could have accomodated a platoon, at least if they were very friendly, was bearing down on him with a glass in one hand and the champagne bottle in the other.
"This stuff's gone horribly flat," she said.
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Moral: If the clacks are so engrossing you are whizzing in cups, don't use the same style cup for your Mountain Dew.
On the bright side, you'll know if you're diabetic...
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The great truths are only sold in halves, as no one will swallow them whole.
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All my dreams lately have been about shopping and the like. Tonights dream was me stuck in a never ending line at a store. 
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