-A couple of weeks ago I was told I needed more sodium in my diet and now I'm told I have too much.
-I tried to tell my surgeon what went on in the hospital during my surgery and he only seemed interested in the fact that I didn't have a pain pump before being brought up to my room. The rest of the time he told me we shouldn't dwell on the past. DUDE! That will not get you repeat customers. I know I will think twice before having surgery again.
-I had a full meal from lunch I hadn't touched sitting in a to go container in the fridge. I told the big guy he could have half and fell asleep. I woke up thinking half of my yummy lunch would be there. I couldn't find it and ask the big guy where my half is. He tells me he ate it all. He misunderstood me. I was livid. I WANTED MY HALF! He felt bad and kept apologizing, It took me awhile to calm down since now I had to find something else to eat but nothing was as good as my lunch.
-I am getting better at moving my left leg instead of dragging it a bit and having it go out in protest.
Do not annoy the woman with the flamethrower!
If you don't like it, I believe you can go to hell! ~Trinity from The Matrix
does live under my couch.