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Old 07-10-2011, 11:47 AM
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-A couple of weeks ago I was told I needed more sodium in my diet and now I'm told I have too much.

-I tried to tell my surgeon what went on in the hospital during my surgery and he only seemed interested in the fact that I didn't have a pain pump before being brought up to my room. The rest of the time he told me we shouldn't dwell on the past. DUDE! That will not get you repeat customers. I know I will think twice before having surgery again.

-I had a full meal from lunch I hadn't touched sitting in a to go container in the fridge. I told the big guy he could have half and fell asleep. I woke up thinking half of my yummy lunch would be there. I couldn't find it and ask the big guy where my half is. He tells me he ate it all. He misunderstood me. I was livid. I WANTED MY HALF! He felt bad and kept apologizing, It took me awhile to calm down since now I had to find something else to eat but nothing was as good as my lunch.

-I am getting better at moving my left leg instead of dragging it a bit and having it go out in protest.
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Old 07-10-2011, 12:53 PM
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If you're going to make a movie that is 90% CGI, just save yourself some money and animate the damned thing.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:55 AM
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Have you shopped at a Southland Corporation store today?

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Old 07-11-2011, 09:07 PM
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Did nothing but tell people what to do all day, and more exhausted then if I ran two marathons back to back.
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Old 07-11-2011, 09:18 PM
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gggrrrrrr, getting really sick of getting yelled at by agents because my corworkers are bunch of )(&%()*&%$*(%*#*%#%$ mornons. Also really beginning to hate most of my family.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:44 AM
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My husband can be such a wad. I think I'll kick him in his sleep tonight.
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Old 07-12-2011, 07:51 AM
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I miss my boyfriend. I hope he can come visit soon. *grumble grumble*
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Old 07-12-2011, 08:43 AM
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Old 07-12-2011, 09:27 AM
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Hee hee, take a look at this:

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Old 07-12-2011, 11:04 PM
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