It's Stupid Bowl tonight, so of course it's a ghost town in here. Yet, 2 weird things happened: a lit candle was found on an endcap in stationery (yes, by all the paper items), and a box containing a holiday turkey--still frozen!--was found in our parking lot. cue Twilight Zone music....
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Well its pretty simple. The turkey left the candle burning as a distraction while it snuck out the door Solid Snake style in the box.Something kind of sad about the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety?
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Quoth terakhan View PostWell its pretty simple. The turkey left the candle burning as a distraction while it snuck out the door Solid Snake style in the box.Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.
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In that case its more worrisome. Because that means the Turkey was collaborating with an insider, and the candle was the signal to act, but you caught the Turkey too soon for the plan to go into action.Something kind of sad about the way that things have come to be.
Desensitized to everything, what became of subtlety?
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Quoth Food Lady View Post<...>and a box containing a holiday turkey--still frozen!--was found in our parking lot. cue Twilight Zone music....
P*S
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Quoth protege View Post...no, but you sell things *to* turkeysQuoth Plague*Star View PostYou should have reported it to the TSA (Turkey Security Administration). It probably had exploding paper panties, or anthrax stuffing, or a plastique button that pops out when it's "done".
P*SThe best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom
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The special just get more special for you, don't they, F L?Unseen but seeing
oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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Quoth Food Lady View Post...except that the turkey found it's way outside somehow. The cart guy found it in the parking lot. Had it been there since Thanksgiving?
"As God is my witness...I thought turkeys could fly."Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.
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