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Old 05-21-2011, 03:03 AM
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Hey guys.

What is jello?



Give up?


















Kool-Ade with a hard-on.

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Old 05-21-2011, 03:29 AM
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That's why Utahns put shredded carrots in it...

So it can see where it's going, even in the dark.
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Old 05-22-2011, 11:59 PM
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that's AWESOME! I know people who do jello shots, I need to tell them this...
Also... carrot? How do you explain pineapple and brocolli?
(both are gross, jello should be pure, maybe with booze.)
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Old 05-23-2011, 02:28 AM
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Broccoli? Pineapple I understand, at least, but broccoli??
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Old 05-23-2011, 10:30 PM
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Reminds me of a Penny Arcade comic.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/4/7/
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Old 06-12-2011, 11:36 AM
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Reminds me of a Penny Arcade comic.

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2010/4/7/
And now I'm never gonna eat jello again.
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Old 06-13-2011, 07:15 PM
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And now I'm never gonna eat jello again.
Good. That leaves more for the rest of us that don't care about what it is made of. I also like hot dogs.
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