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I got a bag of pork rinds a little while ago. The good ones, where every single one was the perfect fluffy airy crispness and there were no hard ones that look crispy but when you bite into them they practically break your tooth. Yummy crispy crunchy pork skins, delicious, delectable and deeeelightfuuuullll (anyone know where that last part is from, lol)
Anyway, it reminded me of a coworker I used to have. She was your typical teenage "mean girl". She worked in the shoe dept of the store I worked Layaway at. She talked to me quite a bit since our departments were so close and she was so lazy. I didn't care for her too much since she had that better than everyone here attitude but being the nice person I am I listened to her shallow stories of how wonderful she was and all the wonderful things she had. She was also a vegetarian, one of the kind that would jump on the table and call you a killer if you happened to have meat in your lunch. I got so tired of listening to her lectures if I was on break with her and tried to avoid being in there at the same time. But one time I had no choice and went to purchase my food and saw her in there. I was like, aw man, here we go. Then I noticed what she was eating. Yep, pork rinds.
Me-so are you not a vegetarian anymore or something?
Her-yes I am, why
me-Do you not realize what you are eating?
her-ummm, chips. I eat them all the time.
me-um, do you know what those are made out of?
her-yeah, whatever chips are made out of (seriously, um potatoes, lol)
me
those are made from pig skins
her-ew, don't lie like that. That is gross.
I told her to read the ingredients and she still did not believe me. A manager came in and she asked him. He looked at her like she was stupid and told her the same thing. She absolutely FREAKED. She threw the "chips" in the garbage and went to the bathroom that was in the breakroom and actually made herself throw up. The manager and I laughed our asses off because we both knew how she was about talking down to people that ate meat. I guess he told some of the other workers about it because a few days later I heard someone walk by her and oink
She was all screaming at them "leave me alone" Normally I would have felt bad for her but after dealing with her and her mean attitude she deserved it.
Anyway, it reminded me of a coworker I used to have. She was your typical teenage "mean girl". She worked in the shoe dept of the store I worked Layaway at. She talked to me quite a bit since our departments were so close and she was so lazy. I didn't care for her too much since she had that better than everyone here attitude but being the nice person I am I listened to her shallow stories of how wonderful she was and all the wonderful things she had. She was also a vegetarian, one of the kind that would jump on the table and call you a killer if you happened to have meat in your lunch. I got so tired of listening to her lectures if I was on break with her and tried to avoid being in there at the same time. But one time I had no choice and went to purchase my food and saw her in there. I was like, aw man, here we go. Then I noticed what she was eating. Yep, pork rinds.
Me-so are you not a vegetarian anymore or something?
Her-yes I am, why
me-Do you not realize what you are eating?
her-ummm, chips. I eat them all the time.
me-um, do you know what those are made out of?
her-yeah, whatever chips are made out of (seriously, um potatoes, lol)
me
those are made from pig skinsher-ew, don't lie like that. That is gross.
I told her to read the ingredients and she still did not believe me. A manager came in and she asked him. He looked at her like she was stupid and told her the same thing. She absolutely FREAKED. She threw the "chips" in the garbage and went to the bathroom that was in the breakroom and actually made herself throw up. The manager and I laughed our asses off because we both knew how she was about talking down to people that ate meat. I guess he told some of the other workers about it because a few days later I heard someone walk by her and oink
She was all screaming at them "leave me alone" Normally I would have felt bad for her but after dealing with her and her mean attitude she deserved it.
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