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Old 06-30-2011, 05:26 AM
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I have so many! I just put away 9 pounds in the freezer and have a massive grocery bag left to go through. The Boyfriend and I made Apricot Preserves last night. It's certainly enough to last ME a while!

I have a big apricot tree in my front year. The year I moved into the house (two years this August) I was told that the tree had NEVER had apricots, but that wasn't unusual around here. Last year, I really hoped for apricots and didn't get ANY. So The Boyfriend and I trimmed the tree over the Winter, fertilized it and set a drip line out to it so it can get some water. This year we have BILLIONS. I already gave my mom a ton of apricots -- which, after weighing some a mere 10 minutes ago have realized I just gave her closer to 15 lbs than the 5 we originally thought! We made a tiny tiny dent in the amount of apricots left on the tree today. We've been picking every evening for nearly a week!

I gave some away to the nice neighbor lady down the street.

I'll be taking some to work to get turned into Apricot Gelato.

We have 10+ pounds left in the fridge to process. We're now looking up wine methods.

What else can I do with these things?!

(The 9 pounds I put in the freezer, haha, The Boyfriend told me that if we'd purchased them at the local grocery store, it would have cost us $27)

Next year, we're going to try to sell them at the Farmer's Market. This year they're too small to make it worth it.
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Last edited by Evil Queen; 06-30-2011 at 05:31 AM. Reason: Spacing and forgot to add the lack of a dent in the amount of apricots i have left!!!!!!!!

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Old 06-30-2011, 05:47 AM
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APOCOTS.

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Old 06-30-2011, 05:56 AM
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DO YOU WANT MOAR?!?

Please take them.
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:56 AM
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So jealous! I want them badly. Badly enough that I've got two tiny saplings even though I'm just out of the right climate area. *crosses fingers*
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Old 06-30-2011, 05:59 AM
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DO YOU WANT MOAR?!?
Newp.

Do you know what you need?

The Fruit Mafia to strike.

GO.

BE FRUITY AT PEOPLE.
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:12 AM
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Fruit Mafia, I missed that so much.

Mishi, good luck with your little saplings! It'll take many many years before your tree bears fruit but I hope it does! It's too bad you're in Aussie Land. I would have happy to give you a crate or 3.
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:55 AM
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Fruit Mafia, I missed that so much.

Mishi, good luck with your little saplings! It'll take many many years before your tree bears fruit but I hope it does! It's too bad you're in Aussie Land. I would have happy to give you a crate or 3.
Same deal, I would've taken the odd crate. I love my apricots

Fruit Mafia. So....we have Don Apple, Orange the Squealer, Prune Tightlips, Banana Of Doom......
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:58 AM
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Pear's the Moocher.
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Old 06-30-2011, 06:59 AM
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Apricot pineapple preserves are wonderful. Also, call your local food bank and ask if they accept produce from peoples trees. They might even have people that will come and pick them for you.

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Old 06-30-2011, 08:44 AM
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Stick 'em in a jar and pour scotch or vodka over them. Apricot liqueur.
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