Go Back   Customers Suck! > The Heart of the Site > Unsupportable

Closed Thread
Thread Tools Display Modes

Old 08-10-2011, 12:50 AM
Hyndis Hyndis is offline
Area Manager
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: San Jose, CA
Posts: 1,074

Quoth dalesys View Post
Years ago another contractor installed retina scan readers for access control at a local prison...

My first thought was " You'd better prove to the residents that a freshly scooped eye won't work! "
There was one place my dad used to work at. They had hand scanners for entry.

The security people casually noted that a severed hand wouldn't pass the scanner, because the size and shape of the hand would change due to being drained of blood.

Old 08-11-2011, 01:55 AM
TheSHAD0W TheSHAD0W is offline
Store Manager
Join Date: Jul 2008
Posts: 954

Just wanted to note that xkcd just covered this topic.


Yay passphrases.

Old 08-11-2011, 01:54 PM
lordlundar's Avatar
lordlundar lordlundar is offline
The Evil Bastard
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 2,654

Aww nuts, I was just going to post that.
I AM the evil bastard!
A+ Certified IT Technician
Closed Thread

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

All times are GMT. The time now is 06:04 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2015, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.