In the information department today, I found someone advertising their wares in the inbox.
Meatless ham. We actually do a type or two of this and it doesn't look that different from the processed ham stuff. Not really close, but close-ish.
As a request, since this is something vaguely connected with my work please don't try to harangue the company over there if possible etc, but ... that could have been made to look far more palatable. It could even have been made to look edible.