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My dept. manager and I are working at the table, and another co-worker is about 5 feet away when a customer asks her "Where can I find resins?"
I turn to my manager and say, "At the bottom of my bong."
He laughs, and some of the customers laugh. I guess I said that just a bit too loudly.
It's an hour to closing time. I'm alone in my department. A customer come up to me and says "Can you make me paint?"
I look at him, wave my hands, say "Hocus Pocus! You are now paint!"
He gives me the "oh jeez" groan, and I told him "Sorry, I couldn't resist."
My dept. manager and I are working at the table, and another co-worker is about 5 feet away when a customer asks her "Where can I find resins?"
I turn to my manager and say, "At the bottom of my bong."
He laughs, and some of the customers laugh. I guess I said that just a bit too loudly.
It's an hour to closing time. I'm alone in my department. A customer come up to me and says "Can you make me paint?"
I look at him, wave my hands, say "Hocus Pocus! You are now paint!"
He gives me the "oh jeez" groan, and I told him "Sorry, I couldn't resist."
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