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Old 10-01-2011, 10:28 PM
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CW: guy who was filling and backstocking freight with me all day today.
Me: You figure it out

BG: We carry Mr. Beer home beer-brewing kits. They come six in a case. The shipping case therefore is quite large. We had emptied the case and left it sitting empty on a pallet.

CW: (voice muffled because he's climbed into the Mr. Beer case and hidden inside) Irv. come find me!
Me: (looks around aimlessly for a bit, notices Mr. Beer case on pallet closed up, walks up, KICKS CASE AS HARD AS HE CAN )
CW: (jumping up out of the case) Ow!
Me: I found you.
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Old 10-01-2011, 11:14 PM
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Old 10-02-2011, 02:36 AM
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Irv, you are evil.

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Old 10-02-2011, 06:13 AM
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Me: (looks around aimlessly for a bit, notices Mr. Beer case on pallet closed up, walks up, KICKS CASE AS HARD AS HE CAN )
CW: (jumping up out of the case) Ow!
Me: I found you.
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Irv, you are evil.

no evil would be sticking swords into the side of the box or at the very least a machette or two.

OR

quickly strapping packing tape across the top of the box thus trapping CW inside. then cutting small air holes into said box. then sticking a big return to DC label on said box
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Old 10-02-2011, 09:26 AM
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quickly strapping packing tape across the top of the box thus trapping CW inside. then cutting small air holes into said box. then sticking a big return to DC label on said box
I needed him to help me backstock when he was done playing with the box.
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:48 AM
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for some strange reason i get the vision of this: (here's hoping the link works)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKvNqe8cKU4
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