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guess where I was when the power went off at work today.
for the record some asshole fried himself with 40000 volts trying to steal copper.
for the record some asshole fried himself with 40000 volts trying to steal copper.
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Interviewer: What is your greatest weakness?
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Guess the coppers don't want to probe that one too closely.
He sure won't be phased by their tasers, now.I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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Absolutely shocking news!By popular request....I am now officially the Enemy of Normalcy.
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Hmm..I'm going to say stuck in an elevator?Random conversation:
Me: Okay..so I think I get why Zoro wears a bandana
DDD: Cuz it's cool
So, by using the Doctor's reasoning, bow ties, fezzes and bandanas are cool.
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He must have found his life of crime absolutely electrifying.Comment
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Were you in the bathroom?"Life is tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid" Redd Foxx as Al Royal - The Royal Family - Pilot Episode - 1991.Comment
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Sounds like one for the Darwin Awards.Quoth gremcint View Post
Victory Sabre's sig line is very appropriate here.I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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I think the Darwin Awards has stopped accepting those because it's becoming too common.Quoth XCashier View Post
I AM the evil bastard!
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Next to the asshole telling him that maybe it wasn't such a great idea?Quoth gremcint View PostI am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.Comment
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