Guys call comes in on the Lost/Stolen Line, meaning they just by passed the enter your card number to get to a live person.
Cast:
Me
Crazy super secret top clearance guy (CG for short)
Me: Thank you for calling (my company) this is Sarlon are you calling to report a lost or stolen card?
CG: Yeah I don't have a card since I lost it....can you look it up by something else?
Me: Certainly...I can look it up by your Social Security Number....(he gives it) alright thank you and how can I help you today?
CG: Yeah, um apperently this is the way the government is gonna be paying me for all the top Secret missions that I did for them, um can you tell me how much is in this account? The account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614.
me:
I'm sorry sir, but we don't handle personal accounts this is only for State Disability....
CG: nono you don't understand the government is finally paying me for all the top secret work I did for them....but instead of it being put into a check....its being put into this card....and the account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614. Supposed to have a few billion dollars in it since thats what they promised me! but since your in the conspiracy to keep my money from me I no longer want to talk to you!
*click*
5 minutes later my co worker sitting near me gets him again and gets an even bigger laugh cause now that the balance only shows $250 its a conspiracy to steal all his hard earned money from all the top secret work he did for the government.
Met a super secret top security clearence guy...
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