Guys call comes in on the Lost/Stolen Line, meaning they just by passed the enter your card number to get to a live person.
Crazy super secret top clearance guy (CG for short)
Me: Thank you for calling (my company) this is Sarlon are you calling to report a lost or stolen card?
CG: Yeah I don't have a card since I lost it....can you look it up by something else?
Me: Certainly...I can look it up by your Social Security Number....(he gives it) alright thank you and how can I help you today?
CG: Yeah, um apperently this is the way the government is gonna be paying me for all the top Secret missions that I did for them, um can you tell me how much is in this account? The account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614.
I'm sorry sir, but we don't handle personal accounts this is only for State Disability....
CG: nono you don't understand the government is finally paying me for all the top secret work I did for them....but instead of it being put into a check....its being put into this card....and the account number is 1245154110000000023261142012554812614. Supposed to have a few billion dollars in it since thats what they promised me! but since your in the conspiracy to keep my money from me I no longer want to talk to you!
5 minutes later my co worker sitting near me gets him again and gets an even bigger laugh cause now that the balance only shows $250 its a conspiracy to steal all his hard earned money from all the top secret work he did for the government.