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Old 02-25-2012, 08:40 PM
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On the other hand, he does appear to have a mental disablility.
That was my thought, I assume you can draw disability benefits for mental as well as physical disabilities, I think we can safely guess which he has.
(ok, absolutely not making fun of mental disabilities, but c'mon, loony delusions are funny).


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There's a man who leads a life of danger...with every mission, he gets stranger...
Ok, now I've got Johnny Rivers singing "Secret Agent Man" in my head, and I've a feeling it's gonna be there all day now. Maybe I'll go watch my boxed set of The Prisoner DVD's.......

Maybe his "billions" on his card are only accessible at The Village.......
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Old 02-25-2012, 11:08 PM
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Merriwether, I'll let you keep The Prisoner all for yourself if I get to keep Napoleon Solo.

Apparently Mr. DangerSuirrel doesn't understand that to be a secret agent requires *gasp* secrecy.
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Old 02-26-2012, 01:20 AM
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Apparently Mr. DangerSuirrel doesn't understand that to be a secret agent requires *gasp* secrecy.
Maybe he works out of Nunavut...*mumbles* "the passcode is....hot pink camo "
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Old 02-26-2012, 07:17 PM
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I have at least one customer claim that he wouldn't give me any ID because he was employed by "the government" in an "undisclosible" field.

Uh huh...

Methinks if you really WERE a secret agent the first condition of your secret employment would be that you, ya know, KEEP IT SECRET.

I told him no ID, no car, and he forked it over.
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Old 02-26-2012, 07:44 PM
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Merriwether, I'll let you keep The Prisoner all for yourself if I get to keep Napoleon Solo.

Apparently Mr. DangerSuirrel doesn't understand that to be a secret agent requires *gasp* secrecy.
Neither did Austin Powers. I mean, a psychedelic-painted 747 that was also his flying bachelor pad?

"strokes his cat, 'Ms Bigglesworth,' as he decides which of his underlings will be used to set an example that failure will not be tolerated by this organization."
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Old 02-26-2012, 08:55 PM
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Merriwether, I'll let you keep The Prisoner all for yourself if I get to keep Napoleon Solo.

Apparently Mr. DangerSuirrel doesn't understand that to be a secret agent requires *gasp* secrecy.
You can have Napoleon Solo, I always lusted after Illya Kuryakin

I watch NCIS partly because of Ducky. There was one episode, one of the guys asked the boss what Ducky was like when he was young, and he replied "a young Illya Kurakin".
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Old 02-26-2012, 09:11 PM
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Secret missions? Is it one of Gravekeeper's callers, Uncle Vick?
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Old 02-27-2012, 01:40 AM
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You can have Napoleon Solo, I always lusted after Illya Kuryakin

I watch NCIS partly because of Ducky. There was one episode, one of the guys asked the boss what Ducky was like when he was young, and he replied "a young Illya Kurakin".

That's my main reason for watching NCIS too.

Love that episode, BTW. I still crack up every time.
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Old 02-27-2012, 04:25 AM
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That's my main reason for watching NCIS too.

Love that episode, BTW. I still crack up every time.
Yeah, I love when TV shows give a wink to a star's previous show. Like Castle has done several shout-outs to Firefly.

Just to be nitpicky though, I believe Gibbs was asked what did Ducky look like when he was younger, rather than what was he like.

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Old 02-27-2012, 06:06 AM
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Reminds me of one of our delusional letter-writers when I worked for the car manufacturer. 10-page letters outlining how he was supposed to be getting bullet proof, missle-proof, armor plated SUVs, because he set up all of the manufacturing in the world. They were supposed to be delivered to a top-secret, undisclosed location.
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