"It's all good except for the PHP."
Me to my sister: "Would you be so kind as to not flick sugar in my eye?"
Me: "Wow, it is tumbleweed central out there."
My sister: "Any trampolines?"
Me: "Nope. No trampolines."
Me: "I actually used 'complete and total sissy-chicken' in a sentence today! I feel so nerdishly happy."
My bestie: "'Grr' I say unto ye!"
My sister: "Damn the man!"
Me: "Is his name Spam?"
Sister: "His name is Spam!" (With 'damn', 'man', and 'Spam' all said with the same 'a' sound as in 'Ha!')
"How *dare* you!"
"Mine says, 'Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity'."
I've heard it said that if you're too open-minded your brain will fall out. What happens to people who are too close-minded?