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Old 04-16-2012, 03:46 PM
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It's a mite difficult to take off in a garbage truck.

Although the visual of a garbage truck leading police on a high speed chase is giving me the giggles.
Actually, an early episode of CSI had such a chase...

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Old 04-17-2012, 08:25 AM
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The other was a TANK. Fortunately, the guy never fired the cannon...
As I understand it, the cannon requires more than one person to operate. The shell itself might be pretty heavy.

Also, leaving the driving position to operate the cannon would give quite a large window of opportunity for the police to board the vehicle and open the hatches.

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Old 04-17-2012, 01:17 PM
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As I understand it, the cannon requires more than one person to operate. The shell itself might be pretty heavy.

Also, leaving the driving position to operate the cannon would give quite a large window of opportunity for the police to board the vehicle and open the hatches.
Well, yeah, I know that. It's still one of those WTFOSHI- moments to see a tank rolling down the street like that.
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Old 04-19-2012, 01:43 PM
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One episode of World's Dumbest had a guy who decided to convert a bulldozer into a tank and destroy his town. He apparently forgot what 2-inch steel plating can do to the speed (not that a dozer can go all that fast to start with). Cops on foot were able to catch up with him, and I think they were jogging at most
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Old 04-19-2012, 02:13 PM
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One episode of World's Dumbest had a guy who decided to convert a bulldozer into a tank and destroy his town. He apparently forgot what 2-inch steel plating can do to the speed (not that a dozer can go all that fast to start with). Cops on foot were able to catch up with him, and I think they were jogging at most
That was probably Marvin Heemeyer, creator of the "Killdozer."

I don't think he forgot what that plating does to speed. He knew what he was doing and had no intention of coming out once he got into that thing. He got stuck when one tread caught in a basement, then shot himself before the SWAT team could penetrate the dozer.
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Old 04-20-2012, 01:30 AM
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We had a guy use a dump truck for his escape a couple years ago, the chase lasted almost 18 miles....

http://www.syracuse.com/news/index.s...shot_afte.html

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Old 04-28-2012, 09:43 PM
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hey now, the killdozer was serious business.

The tank was effin scary. Police may have a lot fo gear these days, but they don't stock antitank weaponry.

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Old 04-30-2012, 01:01 AM
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Jimmie le Blond: Drizzles garbage juice.
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:25 PM
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The WD guy was arrested alive, and the tank didn't get stuck that I recall (I can't find the clip now).
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:19 AM
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The other was a TANK. Fortunately, the guy never fired the cannon, and ended up getting stuck under an overpass when he tried to take out the support column by ramming it. That's about when the cops swarmed it and ended up shooting him.
I think I remember that. The guy was squishing cars and taking out fire hydrants.
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