Messy Sandwich

[rose_metal_nz]

Quoth Slayer

I always get steak and cheese with lots of southwest sauce and a ton of olives

Mmmmmmmmmm southwest sauce *drools* </homersimpson>

[Anthelle]

I've had the same problem. Some people are so picky with there food I literally have no idea what they think is wrong with the food. I remember a guy coming back with a burger (and yes I've seen some badly made, half falling out of the bun, burgers in my time) and I had no idea what was wrong with it.

He came up and said "I need a new burger",
Me: "Yes, what was the problem with it?"
Him: "Just look at it! How can I eat that!"
Me: "Is there something wrong with the meat or the salad?"
Him: "It's too messy"
Me: ?... "Oh, ok I'll just get a manager"

The manager was as confused as I was but humoured him and remade the neatest burger I've ever seen, not a string of lettuce out of place. I still didn't see what was wrong with the first one.

[Freak]

Subway sandwiches are always messy, but it doesn't matter because, you know, you're going to eat them. Seriously, I will never get why people are so fussed about the appearance of their food.

[Geek King]

Messy sandwiches are why you've got fingers to pick up the spillage.

[Jay 2K Winger]

Quoth Geek King

Messy sandwiches are why you've got fingers to pick up the spillage.

For those of you who have fingers, yes.

Me, having lost my arms in a tragic and unforeseen incident involving a two-by-four, a rubber band, and eighteen wet noodles, I have to pound the keyboard with my FACE. It's a testament to my skill that I can communicate legibly this way.*




*(This story may or may not be true. Except it totally is. Except when it isn't. And now I'm giving myself a headache thinking about it. Or maybe I'm bashing the keyboard too hard. I've got to go lie down.)

[firecat88]

Wow. O.o I consider myself to be a kinda picky eater, but even I'm not that bad. My only requirements are 'no onions' and 'if there must be mustard, as little as possible'. Who cares if the pickles aren't perfectly aligned or the tomatoes aren't sliced just so. XD If you're going to be that damn picky about it, then seriously- Go home and make your own sandwich.

[blas]

I think most Subway customers are to blame for their subs being so messy.

There's only so much bread on each side. If the sandwich artist can barely close the damn thing, you have too much crap in there. It's not their fault you're going to need to eat with a whole roll of paper towel.

[dalesys]

Quoth blas

... need to eat with a whole roll of paper towel.

Fiber! 0% fat, 0% carbs!

[EricKei]

Quoth blas

It's not their fault you're going to need to eat with a whole roll of paper towel.

Actually, needing a ton of paper towels is considered a mark of quality for the sandwiches down here ^_^ My favorite style of po-boy is one dripping with gravy, so much that the liquid has seeped through the bottom of the bun itself. I've known people to go back and request MORE gravy if they don't need to use more than 1 or 2 napkins/paper towels

[blas]

I tend to do like the Japanese and eat on the floor, so the less paper towels I need, the better.

There's a new sub shop that I dearly love, but they put these stupid little seeds in their bread that make it so I have to vaccuum after I eat on the floor.