@Pepperelf: I won't be near either the Kentucky or Georgia borders. But having grown up there I'm used to the insane sales taxes. And I'll be trilled not to have an income tax again.
When I moved to Baltimore I swore I'd never move back to Tennessee. And when I mentioned that to the manager I spoke to she was like 'Oh so your from the area?' and I responded 'Oh yes, I graduated from <preppy and pretentious public high school> in 2005.'