Fighting for work

[Pizzacommando]

This happened a couple months ago.

I had just clocked on for my evening shift and come from the office in back to the front of the store. I see all my cw standing at the registers staring outside, with my sm in street clothes behind the counter on the phone. I wander up and see two guys fighting (rather inexpertly) right outside the window. SM was on the phone with the police, with everyone else standing there with mouths open.
Shortly the fight broke up, sm tells the police and hangs up. Then one of the combatants comes into the store. I was expecting him to ask us to call the police, but noooo. He asks for an application!!!!
SM hands him an app since we are required to give them to anyone who asks, but tells him there's no way in hell he's getting hired.
The best part? He filled the app in and returned it.

[Argabarga]

You Gotta Fight....


BAM! BAM!


For Your Right.....


BAM! BAM!


To Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Employed!!!!!

[emt_cookies]

He probably had no idea who your store manager was.

[Raveni]

Quoth Argabarga

You Gotta Fight....
For Your Right.....

Too soon...

[Ledomar]

My thought's exactly Raveni. Though I did laugh Argabarga. The stupidity of the human race astounds me now a days.

[Cat Herder]

Here begins combat for possession of the job of pizza deliverer. If both survive the lirpa, combat will continue with the ahn-woon!

[emax4]

Was the position for a bouncer?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Gee, the things one must fight for these days.

Employment, the right to party, the right to masturbate....

[Dadeo]

Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh

Gee, the things one must fight for these days.

Employment, the right to party, the right to masturbate....

I saw the link and I was sure it was going to be this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgO9DNQAUc8

[Kristev]

What would Cyndi Lauper say?