This happened a couple months ago.
I had just clocked on for my evening shift and come from the office in back to the front of the store. I see all my cw standing at the registers staring outside, with my sm in street clothes behind the counter on the phone. I wander up and see two guys fighting (rather inexpertly) right outside the window. SM was on the phone with the police, with everyone else standing there with mouths open.
Shortly the fight broke up, sm tells the police and hangs up. Then one of the combatants comes into the store. I was expecting him to ask us to call the police, but noooo. He asks for an application
SM hands him an app since we are required to give them to anyone who asks, but tells him there's no way in hell he's getting hired.
The best part? He filled the app in and returned it.