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    Since there's a distinct lack of Spanish speaking CSRs here, we have to call an interpretor and start a conference call with them and the customer. The problem with this is, I'm never sure exactly how the interpretor is interpreting, and I really sometimes question exactly what they're saying, this is a strange transcript from a few days ago.

    SC= Spanish Customer
    ME= Me
    Interpreter= ...well duh.

    [brackets mean interpreter is relaying these bits]

    Me: [How can I help you?]

    SC: [I need to get the gas bill in my name]

    Me: [Okay...we can't really just change it into your name, we'll have to start an account for you.]

    SC: [It is in the name of [rattles of long name] I need it in my name]

    Me: [Okay...um, okay...let me get a new account started for you. Could you spell your first and last name please?]

    SC: [It needs to be in my name]

    Me: I know, what is your name?

    SC: [rattles of name]

    Me: [Okay...and how do you spell that?]

    SC: [spells name]

    Me: [Okay...and what is the address?]

    SC: [I need the gas bill in my name]

    Me: [I know, and what address is the gas bill for?]

    SC: [I need the gas bill in my name, the account number is xxxxxxx-x]

    Me, pulling up the account, I notice it's under the very name she just gave me: [Could you verify the address that that's at?]

    SC: [I need the gas bill in my name]

    Me: [Okay...and what is the address?]

    SC, finally consenting: [gives address]

    Me: [This is in your name]

    SC: [I need the gas bill in my name]

    Me: This *IS* in your name ma'am. (at this point the interpreter stops interpreting)

    SC, speaking English: I need it in...the name of [gives different name]

    Me: So...are you [name on account]

    SC: Si

    Me: And...you need it in someone elses name

    SC: Si

    Me, wondering why the interpretor isn't interpreting, and why the customer understands me better when the interpreter has stopped: Then the new person will need to call in.

    SC: OH! OH! SI! OKAY! THANK YOU!

    *click*

    Interpreter: Anything else I can help you with today sir?

    Your dignity shredded in five minutes or less, or your abuse is free.
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