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  • #31
    Quoth wolfie View Post
    Or you could confuse a football fan by insisting that a quarterback and a fullback were the same.
    If you add two quarterbacks and a hallback you get a fullback..*nods sagely*
    Engaged to the amazing Marmalady. She is my Silver Dragon, shining as bright as the sun. I her Black Dragon (though good honestly), dark as night..fierce and strong.

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    • #32
      Oh, I'll go ahead and say it anyway...

      If you add two quarterbacks and a halfback in front of a camera, you get gay porn.
      Last edited by HYHYBT; 06-19-2012, 03:22 AM. Reason: waffling
      Now the trouble about trying to make yourself stupider than you really are is that you very often succeed.

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      • #33
        Quoth CarcinogenCrunchies View Post
        This customer was a pregnant woman, so I'm hoping she was just having a moment of preggo stupidity. (It really does exist!)
        Babies eat your brain cells.
        I never lost my faith in humanity. Can't lose what you never had right?

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        • #34
          Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
          Babies eat your brain cells.
          And then they become teens, the true zombies....
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #35
            Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
            Babies eat your brain cells.
            Yep, pregnancy induced senility. Never known an expectant mother who didn't experience it.

            Madness takes it's toll....
            Please have exact change ready.

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            • #36
              Quoth Gizmo View Post
              You can get Popping Candy style stuff - like here http://www.chocolatebuttons.co.uk/po...ed-sparks.html (Never used the supplier, just and example).
              Ohh! Space Dust.
              "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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              • #37
                Quoth Mongo Skruddgemire View Post
                Babies eat your brain cells.
                They must be eating the crappy ones, then. I've yet to met a baby who could handle higher maths. Maybe someone should figure out how to send the useful braincells to them in utero...I mean, it's not like anyone willingly uses Calculus after leaving college >_> ....right?

                (...let alone while they're IN college...)
                "For a musician, the SNES sound engine is like using Crayola Crayons. Nobuo Uematsu used Crayola Crayons to paint the Sistine Chapel." - Jeremy Jahns (re: "Dancing Mad")
                "The difference between an amateur and a master is that the master has failed way more times." - JoCat
                "Thinking is difficult, therefore let the herd pronounce judgment!" ~ Carl Jung
                "There's burning bridges, and then there's the lake just to fill it with gasoline." - Wiccy, reddit
                "Retail is a cruel master, and could very well be the most educational time of many people's lives, in its own twisted way." - me
                "Love keeps her in the air when she oughta fall down...tell you she's hurtin' 'fore she keens...makes her a home." - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds, "Serenity" (2005)
                Acts of Gord – Read it, Learn it, Love it!
                "Our psychic powers only work if the customer has a mind to read." - me

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