Chasing the wind...

[bhskittykatt]

This was told to me by Hubs, who heard it from his CW's who have been there longer. This was before Hubby's time at the gated community he works at, lucky for him.

One of the residents would call up every few nights and want patrol to come to his house. Why was patrol needed there? Because, according to the resident, the wind had gotten inside his home, and he needed it chased out. Apparently, according to this person, the wind would get inside, and it would move about from room to room, and he needed patrol's help to get it back outside.

I have not heard if patrol was ever able to successfully evict the wind...

[Marmalady]

They should have given him some Deflatine. I understand that's good for troublesome trapped wind

[Sheldonrs]

I've heard of breaking wind but not breaking and entering wind.

[Kogarashi]

I've heard of breaking wind but not breaking and entering wind.

Dangit, where's the Like button?

[IvorTangrean]

I've heard of breaking wind but not breaking and entering wind.

Stolen for my Sig!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

There is plenty of wind inside my home that moves from room to room. Especially when I eat beans.

[Sheldonrs]

There is plenty of wind inside my home that moves from room to room. Especially when I eat beans.

Maybe you should change your name to Irving Poot Freleigh.