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Just a quickie from a loooooong drive for work today...
Some genius in a hugenormous pickup truck was riding my ass briefly today at 70mph...When I really looked at the front end of his vehicle that he was making such an effort to show to me, I noticed that it had a fairly large number of dents and dings at just the right height and shape to have been impacts from bumpers. Can't imagine why he would have so many of those
Oh yeah, and bonus points to the guy in the dong replacement/sportscar I encountered yesterday as a Sighting -- I was in the exit lane on a 60mph, 4-lane wide strip, so everyone was, of course, doing 65-70
...Except for this one guy who was weaving in and out of traffic, no blinkers, and had to have been doing in excess of 90. 
This was in late afternoon interstate traffic just before where two interstates merge, too -- not backed up, but enough cars so that there was not really enough room to safely pull that shit, either.
Some genius in a hugenormous pickup truck was riding my ass briefly today at 70mph...When I really looked at the front end of his vehicle that he was making such an effort to show to me, I noticed that it had a fairly large number of dents and dings at just the right height and shape to have been impacts from bumpers. Can't imagine why he would have so many of those
Oh yeah, and bonus points to the guy in the dong replacement/sportscar I encountered yesterday as a Sighting -- I was in the exit lane on a 60mph, 4-lane wide strip, so everyone was, of course, doing 65-70
...Except for this one guy who was weaving in and out of traffic, no blinkers, and had to have been doing in excess of 90. This was in late afternoon interstate traffic just before where two interstates merge, too -- not backed up, but enough cars so that there was not really enough room to safely pull that shit, either.