A Customer Walks Into A Bar. (In My Life, This is Usually the Start of a Joke...)

[AmbrosiaWriter]

I'm going to revert us back to ID conversation for just a brief moment: *CRANK*

I always have my ID out and ready whenever I'm buying (or going someplace) that I expect or even just MIGHT be carded for. I mean, I'm 22, but I've been mistaken for a 16/17 year old. So I expect to be carded, I have my ID already in my hand before you can ask me. I don't go out drinking a lot, but when I buy booze (mm... butterscotch schnappes and cream sode...) to drink at home, you bet that card is out in my hand.

Okay: *UNCRANK!*

Hehe, for some reason I adjust very, very quickly to climates/local temperatures. It's been uncharacteristically hot where I am, yet I'm only bothered by it for maybe 15 minutes before all of a sudden "Whoop! I don't even feel it anymore." Unless there is something like a wind or AC blow RIGHT on me. Then I can feel it. I wonder why all these people always get tweeky about the weather when we have things like the MYSTERIOUS AND MAGICAL INTERWEBICAL THING. That can give them a fairly good estimate of what the temperature/weather is going to be like.

COM'MON PEOPLE! Use those smart phones that you spend so much money on to be able to play angry birds when something is taking 1.2343582 seconds too long to occur for you.

On the topic of Soup:

mmm....soup....

[Jester]

Quoth EricKei

It was...not good. I would describe the flavor as being almost but not entirely unlike potato soup -- and I sure as hell didn't see nor taste any bacon in there. I've had better soups in the sorts of dives where you need to check to make sure the flatware is clean before you eat with them.

Hmmm, I wonder what the problem was?

Quoth EricKei

I went to eat at ...er...Multi-national Home of Flapjacks

Oh, yeah, that would do it.

[EricKei]

There was an upside to it -- it was free. A roomie had a coupon for a free meal and didn't wanna go alone, so I got treated.

[cattaur]

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp07112012.shtml

thought this might make you smile.

[Jester]

That resulted in a deep, thoughtful, evil smile from me as I contemplated the possibilities........