So as I was going through the cash drops this morning, I came across an old $20 that was sketchy, to say the least. Cropping seemed off, no security strip, and the marker turned darker than normal. I showed it to the teller at the bank, and she confirmed my fears. It was a fake.
Teller: "So, I'm going to have to keep this."
Me: "Yeah, I know. No problem."
Teller; "This is kind of exciting. It's my first counterfeit bill. I mean, I know banks get them, but this is the first time I've gotten one."
Me: "Er...congratulations?"
Teller: "Thanks. Just kind of exciting."
Me: "It's my first counterfeit, too, though I think I'm less excited."
Teller: "Yeah, for sure. It's probably more fun on this side of the counter."
So, the teller was a counterfeit bill virgin, and I got to pop her cherry, and she liked it.
As for the guest who passed the bill...they paid cash for three nights, and it was just the one bill, so I doubt they knew it was fake and probably just thought it was an old bill. And for the employee who accepted the sketchy bill, she will be getting a demonstration on how to use the two (two!) counterfeit detection pens that have been in the cash drawer, but which she obviously hasn't been using.
Teller: "So, I'm going to have to keep this."
Me: "Yeah, I know. No problem."
Teller; "This is kind of exciting. It's my first counterfeit bill. I mean, I know banks get them, but this is the first time I've gotten one."
Me: "Er...congratulations?"
Teller: "Thanks. Just kind of exciting."
Me: "It's my first counterfeit, too, though I think I'm less excited."
Teller: "Yeah, for sure. It's probably more fun on this side of the counter."
So, the teller was a counterfeit bill virgin, and I got to pop her cherry, and she liked it.
As for the guest who passed the bill...they paid cash for three nights, and it was just the one bill, so I doubt they knew it was fake and probably just thought it was an old bill. And for the employee who accepted the sketchy bill, she will be getting a demonstration on how to use the two (two!) counterfeit detection pens that have been in the cash drawer, but which she obviously hasn't been using.
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