Now that I'm a couple of days away from it, maybe I can finally post this without shaking.
See the title? I came within inches of handing out four of those Friday night. Through no fault of my own, mind you. From the sheer, raging, catclysmic stupidity of two different people in the space of less than ten minutes.
Background: I spent the weekend driving, loading, and unloading a 14-foot UHaul truck. The northbound lane of the highway I had to take was being repaved (asphalted, actually) while I was driving southbound. The highway's down to one lane where they're asphaulting, so the southbound lane I was in was stopped for a few minutes. When they let us go again, we wind up driving past the guys who are asphaulting the other lane. End background.
So we (the southbounders) are only moving at about ten miles an hour, and we're keeping well to the outer edge of our lane. Thank all the gods there are, because one of the pavers WALKS OUT INTO OUR LANE. Not just, "Oh, I have to get past something and I'll get back to where I'm working." Nope. Right out in front of the 14-foot truck going 10 mph. The huge heavy side mirror missed his head by the length of my thumbnail. That's not an exaggeration; if I'd been an inch further over, I'd have taken his head *off*.
Okay, I missed him. Doesn't mean I'm not shaking with reaction; I was damned near having a heart attack. But there's nowhere for me to pull off and have kittens, so . . .
Keep driving, Morgana.
Okay this is already long. I'm gonna break here and come back for the second lunatic.
See the title? I came within inches of handing out four of those Friday night. Through no fault of my own, mind you. From the sheer, raging, catclysmic stupidity of two different people in the space of less than ten minutes.
Background: I spent the weekend driving, loading, and unloading a 14-foot UHaul truck. The northbound lane of the highway I had to take was being repaved (asphalted, actually) while I was driving southbound. The highway's down to one lane where they're asphaulting, so the southbound lane I was in was stopped for a few minutes. When they let us go again, we wind up driving past the guys who are asphaulting the other lane. End background.
So we (the southbounders) are only moving at about ten miles an hour, and we're keeping well to the outer edge of our lane. Thank all the gods there are, because one of the pavers WALKS OUT INTO OUR LANE. Not just, "Oh, I have to get past something and I'll get back to where I'm working." Nope. Right out in front of the 14-foot truck going 10 mph. The huge heavy side mirror missed his head by the length of my thumbnail. That's not an exaggeration; if I'd been an inch further over, I'd have taken his head *off*.
Okay, I missed him. Doesn't mean I'm not shaking with reaction; I was damned near having a heart attack. But there's nowhere for me to pull off and have kittens, so . . .
Keep driving, Morgana.
Okay this is already long. I'm gonna break here and come back for the second lunatic.
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