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  • #16
    Quoth gremcint View Post
    there is an app that will simulate having sex with the ipad and you can buy a fleshlight attachment for the ipad, so you know what THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT.

    I'll google and post a link when I'm not at school or work.
    Some people seem to get TOO intimate with their iPad...

    Quoth gremcint View Post
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01...hlight_design/


    WHATTHEFUCKISTHATANDWHYDIDYOUPUTITFORMYEYESANDMYBR AINTOBESCARRED?!
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    • #17
      I guess it's too late to say "We'll just take your word for it" >_>
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      • #18
        Quoth gremcint View Post
        http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01...hlight_design/

        Mod edit: NSFW

        in regards to the mod edit, you're right I'm sorry
        I should have put that in there myself it was late and I wasn't thinking.
        Oh my god. That's hilarious!
        If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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        • #19
          Quoth depechemodefan View Post
          That reminds me of a strip from lookwhatibroughthome! where one of the character's brother decides to stick his wang in his pc. That char. died.
          Silly character - you're supposed to insert word processing SOFTWARE, not HARDWARE, into a PC.
          Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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          • #20
            Quoth gremcint View Post
            http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/01...hlight_design/

            Mod edit: NSFW

            in regards to the mod edit, you're right I'm sorry
            I should have put that in there myself it was late and I wasn't thinking.
            That is frikken awesome!!

            Hmm...you know....there is a fleshlight for women so if you buy a male and female fleshlights and get 2 ipads.........

            One way to keep the passion alive in a long distance relationship.

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            • #21
              @Sandiercy - Yikes! Hope he took it well? And seriously, I can see bragging to non-tech-type people about your latest geektoy, but in a game store? Where people are probably pretty up on the latest and greatest? That screams douchewaffle.

              Quoth gremcint View Post
              I'll google and post a link when I'm not at school or work.
              Quoth EricKei View Post
              I guess it's too late to say "We'll just take your word for it"
              lol. Exactly what I was thinking EricKei. And not even gonna ask how you stumbled upon this gremcint.

              Loving the nickname "fondleslab" for iPads.

              "...the Fleshlight itself, was invented by a former police SWAT team member...."

              Wait. What?

              And REALLY loving the piccy caption: "Do to Apple what Apple does to you." (A tad disgruntled about the need for iP5 interface adapters sms001? Yes. Yes I am.)

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