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  • The Ultimate Bridal Package In 3 Easy shops!

    So I was taking the bus to uni this morning when we stopped near three shops. I sat up and had a bit of a closer look at them because while I do drive the same way to uni, I don't actually look at the shops.

    The shops were arranged in a row facing the street.

    The First Shop was a bridal wear shop.
    The Second shop was a lingerie store.
    The Third Shop was an adult toy store.

    WEll, at least you've got your one-stop shop for dress, undergarments AND honeymoon toys in one place!
    The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

    Now queen of USSR-Land...

  • #2
    Or if you're going the other way... Bachelor Life, Dating/Engaged life, Married life.

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    • #3
      Quoth Jetfire View Post
      Or if you're going the other way... Bachelor Life, Dating/Engaged life, Married life.
      I actually didn't think of it like that! Also, that's actually the order in which the shops are set up on the street.
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      Now queen of USSR-Land...

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      • #4
        There are three rules to real estate:
        Location
        Location
        Location
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        • #5
          And it gets even better...while Vegas style marriages are nonexistent down here, right across from those three shops is a hotel.
          The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

          Now queen of USSR-Land...

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          • #6
            I remember a cartoon from Dragon magazine many years ago showing 3 shops side by side:

            Charm Person dating service
            Hold Person wedding chapel
            Remove Curse divorce attorney

            For non-roleplayers, the names of the various shops are the names of AD&D spells.
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            • #7
              Let the rampant speculation of which shop opened first and the which others followed.

              I say the adult toys shop was first.
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              • #8
                i'm just wondering if they have the same owner



                Quoth Nurian View Post
                There are three rules to real estate:
                Location
                Location
                Location
                True. Which is why there's 2 adult stores in a row right across from one of the base gates here.
                (there'd be a 3rd but I think it closed up & the building's for rent now).
                Last edited by PepperElf; 09-17-2012, 01:42 PM.

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                • #9
                  I know its wrong on many many levels...

                  But I thought it would be funny to open an adult "toy" store across the MASSIVE parking lot from Toys R Us
                  It is by snark alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire 'tude, the lips acquire mouthiness, the glares become a warning.

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                  • #10
                    the sick side of me approves.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth fireheart View Post
                      The First Shop was a bridal wear shop.
                      The Second shop was a lingerie store.
                      The Third Shop was an adult toy store.
                      There should be a maternity wear store on the other side of the bridal shop...
                      I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth gremcint View Post
                        Let the rampant speculation of which shop opened first and the which others followed.

                        I say the adult toys shop was first.
                        I think it was the adult store, but I'm not 100% sure.

                        The lingerie shop was the most recent one though.
                        The best professors are mad scientists! -Zoom

                        Now queen of USSR-Land...

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