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    A letter to Mrs. SC

    Dear Mrs. SC,

    Thank you so much for making me have to blow up your 24 balloons tomorrow morning to be picked up before 6:30 AM. I love having to come in at 5:45 instead of 6 to accomplish this task, even though I am merely a bagger. And I love the fact that you decided to pick up this order so early, when the floral lady doesn't come in until 8. Not to mention that the fact that I hate, no, loathe having to blow up balloons, because I absolutely suck at it. Again, thanks.

    Sincerely, Eddie the 'Ead.
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    Management couldn't force someone else to go in the 15 minutes early?

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    • #3
      Bet the party doesn't start till 3, then she will come in the next day bitching, because the ballons were deflated (granted, I really don't know how long a ballon can stay inflated, but I'm imagining by the afternoon they might have wilted a little).
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        Quoth depechemodefan View Post
        Bet the party doesn't start till 3, then she will come in the next day bitching, because the ballons were deflated (granted, I really don't know how long a ballon can stay inflated, but I'm imagining by the afternoon they might have wilted a little).
        Sadly (because I like irony) not likely. My experience with latex baloons formy kids is that it's good for around 18 or so hours, while Mylar will last up to a week. Hopefully she won't come complain when they do deflate...
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        • #5
          She'll arrive at noon to pick them up. Because lowly retail peons are supposed to have their wares ready the day before a customer might need it, don'chya know!
          A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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          • #6
            Quoth Eddie The 'Ead View Post
            Not to mention that the fact that I hate, no, loathe having to blow up balloons, because I absolutely suck at it. Again, thanks.

            Sincerely, Eddie the 'Ead.
            Well that's because you're supposed to blow Sorry it was begging for it. Now with that being said, do you not have an air machine of some sort to do that with? Did you actually have to do it by hand? That's crazy.
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            • #7
              when did they place the order?
              just wondering how far in advance your supervisors knew about it... cos it's a shame they couldn't have figured this out before dumping it on you

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