"You are prejudice"

[PhotoChick]

It took me a minute to get the joke.

Me too, I actually started to read the post a second time and then read nosmo outloud and then go it then started giggling like crazy and my boss started looking at me funny.

[Draco]

Bleh. I hate when people also misuse a word, which seems to happen often.

"You are prejudice!"
"You are bias!"

No, dipshit, if I was either, I'd be prejudiced or biased. I am not the physical embodiment of either of those things.

To the OP, I can't say I blame you for hanging up at all. Though I'm sure she'll tell all her friends it's because you're "prejudice" and not because she's ignorant.

[Zoom]

MLK's brother Nosmo (involved in the anti-tobacco movement)

Ah, yes, a classic. Ranks right up there with (see signature below)

[wolfie]

And I'm sure that some of the more ignorant sucky customers have pissed on that candidate more than once, expecting the results to be different.

[Jester]

Ah, yes, a classic. Ranks right up there with (see signature below)

Another one that I love is my friend Jim, who whenever he entered the Minimal Regatta down here named his boat "My Dixie Wrecked."

Jim's hilarious. This is the same guy that will sit down in a bar and, when the bartender comes over, will have the following conversation.

JIM: "I need to tell you the rules."
BARTENDER: "The rules? What rules?"
JIM: "The rules are very simple. Bring me a beer every ten minutes. When I fall over...make it every fifteen."

[Food Lady]

I was told once I wasn't customer service. Well, should hope not!