Background my brother is a truck driver. He delivers mostly to grocery stores. The following is a quote from him upon arrival at a store this morning.
Store clerk #1: Are you produce?
brother: No, I am a mammal. The produce is on the truck.
Store clerk #1: Stares blankly for a moment then mumbles; smart#@!#
Store clerk #2: Holding sides from laughing so hard.
Store clerk #1: Are you produce?
brother: No, I am a mammal. The produce is on the truck.
Store clerk #1: Stares blankly for a moment then mumbles; smart#@!#
Store clerk #2: Holding sides from laughing so hard.
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