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  • SC wanted to play a game....I won

    So about 3 years ago the manager up and left, no contact just went. HO get in contact and say they want me to interim manage the store on my part time hours while they find a replacement. Still looking. Anyway about six months ago they came and asked me to find a way to improve store security. Being a movie buff I managed to snag all the staff two way radios hooked up to lapel microphones with professional earpieces like tv presenters have (nerdgasm) as expected staff just use them to chat which I don't mind because it means they're not having a face to face conversation so both of them can work and chat instead of one of them working or neither of them.

    Sc comes in today and asks a question, as I am answering a cw drops something on the back and as they pick it up they activate their mic. Something about someone yelling oh crap oh crap oh crap really tickles me, so since I had the earpiece I SMILED, NOT LAUGHED, SMILED.

    Here is what goes down:

    SC: oh is this funny to you, well I can play that game. Get me the store manager ill have you fired. I tell him how you simply laughed in my face.
    Me: I didn't laugh in your face I smiled and besides I am...
    SC: we know that, your manager doesn't hell believe me over some stupid weekend worker, now not another word. March into the office and get him out here.

    So I play the game, go to the office then turn around and walk right back out.

    *holding my name tag that says store manager* hi I'm the manager, what's the problem...

    I've never seen an sc run so fast.

  • #2
    Awesome! Love your work!
    "Bring me knitting!" (The Doctor - not the one you were expecting)

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    • #3
      Awesome!
      Time! Time! Time is what turns kittens into cats.

      Don't teach me a lesson; all I learn is that you are an asshole.

      I wish porn had subtitles.

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      • #4
        This was gold.....you have my deepest respect for that....

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        • #5
          The perks of being the manager I guess. You get some right suck as well but occasionally you get to do this.

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          • #6
            I could see you saying this in Jigsaw's voice, before walking into manager office: "So, do you want to play a game?"
            If anyone breaks the three pint rule, they'll be running all night to the pisser and back.

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            • #7
              Wait... The manager left 3 years ago and you're STILL "Interim" manager? o.o

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              • #8
                This site needs a like button.

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                • #9
                  Did anyone think of this line when the read the title???
                  I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                  -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                  "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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