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  • #1

    Chronicles of the BroDude

    A sighting (not a sucky customer, just a douchebag that amused me) from SBux this morning, as told via my tweets:


    HA! Oh, I wish y'all could see this bro-dude outside. He has a shirt that says "Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich."

    He's outside wiping his trendy vehicle down with a special cloth, and spray-coating the tires.

    He's obviously compensating for LOTS of things... I wonder if he realizes how obvious he is. *cracking up*

    It is SO tempting to walk outside, pretend to trip, and toss my coffee all over his car.

    Bro-dude is now sitting outside, scoping out the LADEEZ who walk by.

    Two young ladies have seated themselves at an adjacent table. BroDude is determined to pretend he doesn't see them. #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    BroDude tried to casually but quickly scan the interior of the store for LADEEZ. Subtlety fail. #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    Group of guys have paused to chat in front of BroDude's compensationmobile. He looks worried. #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    The group of young men have moved on. The Compensationmobile is unscathed! #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    BroDude has decided the risk to the Compensationmobile is too great, even for catching LADEEZ. He's getting in the car. #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    And BroDude drives away into SoCal traffic. It is fraught with peril for the Compensationmobile. THE DRAMA. #ChroniclesOfBroDude

    Bless the BroDude and the coming and going of him. May he keep the freeways for his Compensationmobile. Bilal-kaifa. #ChroniclesOfBroDude
    "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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  • #2
    Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
    Bless the BroDude and the coming and going of him. May he keep the freeways for his Compensationmobile. Bilal-kaifa. #ChroniclesOfBroDude
    This is why CS needs a "like" button. Dune reference FTW!!
    I am no longer of capable of the emotion you humans call “compassion”. Though I can feign it in exchange for an hourly wage. (Gravekeeper)

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    • #3
      Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
      This is why CS needs a "like" button. Dune reference FTW!!
      I can make ANYTHING into a Dune reference. Well, anything I've tried so far, anyway. Including socks.
      "Eventually, everything that you have said becomes everything you will ever say." Eireann

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      • #4
        Quoth JoitheArtist View Post

        Bless the BroDude and the coming and going of him. May he keep the freeways for his Compensationmobile. Bilal-kaifa. #ChroniclesOfBroDude
        THIS right here is why I come to this site!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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        • #5
          Quoth jedimaster91 View Post
          This is why CS needs a "like" button. Dune reference FTW!!
          A LIKE button here would get beaten like a Whack-A-Mole game at an AmphetaManiax convention.
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
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          • #6
            What? No fist pumping?

            Yeah buddy!

            (Aside: One day at work we were kicking around the idea of making our own "reality" TV show. In the theme of Jersey Shore, it would be called Clearance Swamp Store. The project is currently on hold because nobody will agree to be Snooki. Even though that role should probably go to me. )
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            • #7
              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              What? No fist pumping?

              Yeah buddy!

              (Aside: One day at work we were kicking around the idea of making our own "reality" TV show. In the theme of Jersey Shore, it would be called Clearance Swamp Store. The project is currently on hold because nobody will agree to be Snooki. Even though that role should probably go to me. )
              I was going to suggest Moon Unit for Snooki but too late now since she's moved on.
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              • #8
                Quoth JoitheArtist View Post
                It is SO tempting to walk outside, pretend to trip, and toss my coffee all over his car.
                Not worth wasting the five bucks, methinks ^_^
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                • #9
                  That's why the baristas should keep the unwanted/mismade (or 'mismade') cups of coffee.

                  For tripping 'accidents' over compensationmobiles.
                  Seshat's self-help guide:
                  1. Would you rather be right, or get the result you want?
                  2. If you're consistently getting results you don't want, change what you do.
                  3. Deal with the situation you have now, however it occurred.
                  4. Accept the consequences of your decisions.

                  "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." - Anders, Dragon Age.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth Seshat View Post
                    That's why the baristas should keep the unwanted/mismade (or 'mismade') cups of coffee.

                    For tripping 'accidents' over compensationmobiles.
                    In my neck of the woods, those are called "Hooptie-Do's".

                    Bonus points if they've got a logo on the doors or side panels and the rims are worth more than the entire car.
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