It's stripping time~

[iPanda]

Admit that you clicked in to this, purely because you have a dirty mind.

Admit it.



But in all seriousness, I've got a picture for ya'll and it's not [that] dirty at all.

*I put in NSFW because of the logo associated with the picture*

[Kazim]

Why yes, i do have a dirty mind

[Nurian]

No fair! Bait and switch!

Fortunately, I have a picture of a stripper right here behind the link!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No fair! Bait and switch!

Fortunately, I have a picture of a stripper right here behind the link!

I'm shocked and appalled!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Fortunately, I have a picture of a stripper right here behind the link!

Put some clothes on, harlot!

[Racket_Man]

Take your top off crabby.

[sms001]

Fortunately, I have a picture of a stripper right here behind the link!

Thanks, but this didn't help much, 'cause I know you went for the alternate meaning for the grin.

On the other hand, apparently I live a sad, pathetic life.

See, since I missed the NSFW to the side (early morning here & now) I clicked through thinking "Oh, I've done dozens of bikes and lots of furniture, maybe I'll have a stripping tip or two for iPanda."

Carry on with your madcap, fun-filled, exotic dancer themed thread. I'll be over in the corner, sniffing back tears paint.

[Gerrinson]

My sister's first official job was as a stripper. She was 14.

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At the plastic plant where my dad worked they needed unskilled labor to peel the backing off of the sheets of plastic, which was called 'stripping', thus the job title stripper.

[iPanda]

Oh god, what did I start xD

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh god, what did I start xD

Hope you've got the gumption to finish it.

Oh, and BTW, swallowing is way more polite than spitting. Less messy too.