Had a real dumbass joy.
Me: *on phone* Hello (spiel)
Wacko Woman: Yes which exit are you off of?
Me: I believe it is exit 181.
WW: What!!! that cant be, I'm on exit 151
Me thinking: And your point is?
Me: Well Lemme make sure. *checks computer* Oh it's exit 183
WW: *scoffs* What, you're telling me in one hundred miles away? I'm only in Blah City. THat's 100 miles away?!
Me thinking: WTF? Blah city is only 30 miles away.
Me: Well if you're in Blah city, that's a ways far off from us like 30 miles.
WW: But you're telling me we're 130 miles from you!
Me:...No I didn't....I said 30 miles. Exits are only like 1 mile apart...
WW: I know!
Me thinking: Forget it. I Give up.
Me: ...Well that's the exit number ma'am. I'm looking at the map right now and that's what it says. I don't what else to tell you!
WW: *laughs* Ok. *talking to someone else* She says it's over 100 miles away lol lol- *hangs up*
That's not what I said! I hope she gets lost and ends up staying somewhere else. What am I, an idiot curer? :\
Me: *on phone* Hello (spiel)
Wacko Woman: Yes which exit are you off of?
Me: I believe it is exit 181.
WW: What!!! that cant be, I'm on exit 151
Me thinking: And your point is?
Me: Well Lemme make sure. *checks computer* Oh it's exit 183
WW: *scoffs* What, you're telling me in one hundred miles away? I'm only in Blah City. THat's 100 miles away?!
Me thinking: WTF? Blah city is only 30 miles away.
Me: Well if you're in Blah city, that's a ways far off from us like 30 miles.
WW: But you're telling me we're 130 miles from you!
Me:...No I didn't....I said 30 miles. Exits are only like 1 mile apart...
WW: I know!
Me thinking: Forget it. I Give up.
Me: ...Well that's the exit number ma'am. I'm looking at the map right now and that's what it says. I don't what else to tell you!
WW: *laughs* Ok. *talking to someone else* She says it's over 100 miles away lol lol- *hangs up*
That's not what I said! I hope she gets lost and ends up staying somewhere else. What am I, an idiot curer? :\