Dear Person who left their trash for me to find,
I really liked going out in the rain to gather the bags of trash you lovingly left in our parking lot.
I especially loved having to don gloves to pick-up the bag that split-open, and chasing down empty cans of sprite from under cars.
Did I mention how MUCH I appreciated having to gather your used insulin needles? At LEAST you had the sense to cap them.
I would suggest, though, you might feel better if you didn't drink so much soda, capri sun, cookies and baked beans, although the birds appreciated the cookies.
Thank you also for attracting a flock of seagulls to the parking lot; the other car owners REALLY appreciated them!
Love,
Me
PS. F*ck you
I really liked going out in the rain to gather the bags of trash you lovingly left in our parking lot.
I especially loved having to don gloves to pick-up the bag that split-open, and chasing down empty cans of sprite from under cars.
Did I mention how MUCH I appreciated having to gather your used insulin needles? At LEAST you had the sense to cap them.
I would suggest, though, you might feel better if you didn't drink so much soda, capri sun, cookies and baked beans, although the birds appreciated the cookies.
Thank you also for attracting a flock of seagulls to the parking lot; the other car owners REALLY appreciated them!
Love,
Me
PS. F*ck you
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