Wrong location, wrong device. How could you even...

[ShadowTiger]

My standards for NSFW are relatively high, but I slapped a label on the topic title just in case; more for the concept than for the descriptions, which I am rather tame with.


So uh, ... ugh.

I have a friend who claimed that in his store, he walked into the Mens Room, and straight ahead at the urinal, there was a lady squatting over it, attempting to use it. He said "oops" or whatever and quickly shut the door, noting that there was nobody in the stall next to the urinal, whose door was clearly open and quite fully unoccupied.

He is operating on the assumption that the ladies' room was fully occupied. Fair enough...

Nope. Comes back just a few minutes later to initiate what he had originally intended to start, and finds a log in the urinal.

Draw your own conclusions. I'm not touchin' this one.

[smfrazier]

Nope. Comes back just a few minutes later to initiate what he had originally intended to start, and finds a log in the urinal.
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I have found the same thing four different times where I work. I didn't see it happen so I don't know who left it. I have also found where people have peed in the sink.

[Food Lady]

I just...I don't even....

[PepperElf]

One of the heads on my second ship was designed before females were on board, so ... it had 3 urinals and one stall.

I went in once to pee and saw... public hair in the urinal. Yep. someone had shaved their balls and left the clippings behind.


(personally I think it was someone in the division down the passageway from us - cos the guys were always having "head wars" with each other. The head we maintained was across from their workshop, and the one they maintained was across from ours. so yeah... there was usually some kind of drama going on)

[Mikkel]

saw... public hair in the urinal.

They really should keep their pubic hair private .

[Eevie]

That... that is just... I can't even imagine...

[Crossbow]

Why did my brain immediately go here?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB_3dRdq7xw

[PepperElf]

They really should keep their pubic hair private .

ROFL. woops. yeah pubic hair.

and i'm somewhat reminded of this with the original story....

[Mr Hero]

The boys bathroom is closed until further notice, because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, m'kay.

[Dytchdoctir]

My first night in boot camp, Fort Jackson, SC, 1979. This one kid who came to the army from a ghetto hellhole, had no idea how to take a shower, and was trying to bathe himself in the sink, (just like back home, I'm guessing).

Another recruit (not me) decided to mess with him, and told him the urinal was a Japanese crapper. Ghetto Kid proceeded to dump a log in it.

When the DI found out, they both wound up scrubbing all the toilets out with toothbrushes.

[pzychobitch]

The boys bathroom is closed until further notice, because one of you thought it would be a good idea to pull down your pants, m'kay, hover your butt cheeks over the urinal, and squeeze out a chocolate hotdog, m'kay.

I see what you did there. LMFAO

[MadMike]

Why did my brain immediately go here?

Probably the same reason mine did.

[Kitten in the box]

Taking a shitbin the urinals. Dumb ass. Well one time I saw this kid no older than 12 come into the ladies room to use it. I told him the men's room is just outside the door to the right. He told his mom and the only word from her ranting I understood was "nd your fucking business!" it's like Whatevs lady. You want your PRE TEEN kid growing up with issues go ahead.

[wolfie]

I have a friend who claimed that in his store, he walked into the Mens Room, and straight ahead at the urinal, there was a ladybitch squatting over it, attempting to use it.
He is operating on the assumption that the ladies' room was fully occupied. Fair enough...

Nope. Comes back just a few minutes later to initiate what he had originally intended to start, and finds a log in the urinal.

Fixed it for you. Any woman who would expose herself in a men's room (inherent part of squatting over the urinal) and who would "drop a deuce" in a piece of plumbing not intended for the purpose is no lady.

My first night in boot camp, Fort Jackson, SC, 1979. This one kid who came to the army from a ghetto hellhole, had no idea how to take a shower, and was trying to bathe himself in the sink, (just like back home, I'm guessing).

Another recruit (not me) decided to mess with him, and told him the urinal was a Japanese crapper. Ghetto Kid proceeded to dump a log in it.

When the DI found out, they both wound up scrubbing all the toilets out with toothbrushes.

At least he wasn't as bad as Jake (Combat Car driver in "Under The Hammer" by David Drake) who apparently didn't know what a latrine was for at the time he joined up (was caught pissing against the barracks).

Taking a shitbin the urinals. Dumb ass. Well one time I saw this kid no older than 12 come into the ladies room to use it. I told him the men's room is just outside the door to the right. He told his mom and the only word from her ranting I understood was "nd your fucking business!" it's like Whatevs lady. You want your PRE TEEN kid growing up with issues go ahead.

Incubator and son are lucky you didn't do what a lot of women would (justifiably) have done - called for security about the young pervert going into the women's washroom.