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    After posting a bit of a joke on their Facebook page, Pizza Hut Canada is giving away 100 bottles of Pizza Perfume

    Yeah right just the smell I want to smell on my GF after a long shift. Yeah it is supposed to smell like freshly baked bread/dough.

    What no Anchovie perfume????
    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

  • #2
    Look, if a guy walked around smelling like freshly-baked bread, I'd follow him all over town.
    "Is it hot in here to you? It's very warm, isn't it?"--Nero, probably

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    • #3
      And so would I. I wonder if they'll make garlic/parmesan next. Admit it, you're all drooling now, aren't you?
      Customers should always be served . . . to the nearest great white.

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      • #4
        Quoth Racket_Man View Post
        What no Anchovie perfume????
        I hated delivering pizzas with Anchovies. My car stunk for hours. Even with the windows down.
        Life is too short to not eat popcorn.
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        • #5
          Quoth Racket_Man View Post
          What no Anchovie perfume????
          Anchovies? Ain't that da pizza chit?
          I am not an a**hole. I am a hemorrhoid. I irritate a**holes!
          Procrastination: Forward planning to insure there is something to do tomorrow.
          Derails threads faster than a pocket nuke.

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          • #6
            You too can smell like a stuffed crust.
            Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

            "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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            • #7
              Quoth Food Lady View Post
              Look, if a guy walked around smelling like freshly-baked bread, I'd follow him all over town.
              Note to self, If i ever want women to follow me around town, all i need to do is stuff a freshly baked baguette down my trousers!
              I am the nocturnal echo-locating flying mammal man.

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              • #8
                Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
                You too can smell like a stuffed crust.
                You have the sales pitch the wrong way around:

                "Wanna get your crust stuffed?"

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                • #9
                  Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                  Note to self, If i ever want women to follow me around town, all i need to do is stuff a freshly baked baguette down my trousers!
                  just remember to put it down the front.
                  when you put it down the back it kinda has the opposite effect.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth csquared View Post
                    I hated delivering pizzas with Anchovies. My car stunk for hours. Even with the windows down.
                    Yeah same here when my comapny still had Anchovies as a topping. it took me 3 days to get the smell out of my car. My interior was cloth seats and velure ceiling.

                    NASTY smell esp after they are cooked.
                    I'm lost without a paddle and headed up SH*T creek.
                    -- Life Sucks Then You Die.


                    "I'll believe corp. are people when Texas executes one."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth RayvenQ View Post
                      Note to self, If i ever want women to follow me around town, all i need to do is stuff a freshly baked baguette down my trousers!
                      I LOVE baguettes.
                      When you start at zero, everything's progress.

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