Ummm.. ew.. no.

[barainga]

This happened awhile back now, a few months.

Its closing time at the pizza shop.. past time really going about 1230AM.


A call comes in and instead of letting it ring till they give up and hang up I am kind enough to answer it and advise them that we closed at midnight.

This female type person keeps begging us to make her a pizza.. then relents and asks me to just bring pepperoni to her.. then she offers sexual favors if I were to go to taco bell for them..

Then I simply said no thanks and ended the call.

My first thought... what type of sicko offers sexual favors to someone they dont know over the phone.

[Crossbow]

Someone who's desperate for Taco Bell?

[Rapscallion]

So, taco for taco?

*ducks*

Rapscallion

[PepperElf]

So, taco for taco?

*ducks*

Rapscallion

and if she's that free with her taco... the ones from taco bell will probably be healthier.

[Zellie Crescent]

This female type person keeps begging us to make her a pizza.. then relents and asks me to just bring pepperoni to her...

I'm worried about what she would do with that sausage.

[Sheldonrs]

I'm worried about what she would do with that sausage.

They're usually pre-sliced, so unless she's a slot machine...

lol

[EvilEmpryss]

Slot... slut... same difference. Things get shoved into them.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Sheesh, if you're going to exchange sexual favors for food, at least make sure it's food that won't put you on the toilet all night.

[bainsidhe]

My first thought... what type of sicko offers sexual favors to someone they don't know over the phone.

1) Drunk
2) College Student
3) Drunk

And this honestly isn't against college students, it's just that when I used to deliver pizza, college kids were some of our more...interesting...callers.

[Racket_Man]

1) Drunk
2) College Student very high on something
3) Drunk

my delivery area does not "service" the 2 colleges in my area.

I have never been offered "favors" for food and frankly most of my customers I would not want ANYTHING like that in the first place.

[Sheldonrs]

Slot... slut... same difference. Things get shoved into them.

And they never give back as much as you put in. lol

[barainga]

And they never give back as much as you put in. lol

Thats debatable... especially with the slut machines.. might get the gift that keeps on giving.

[Antares]

Back when I was delivering pizza, we had a customer who claimed he was the manager of a singer from the area. Now, I never delivered to him, but people who did reported that his claim apparently had some validity. He'd call late at night, usually as I was about to end my shift. He was technically outside our delivery area, but since he tipped well (and no one else delivered that far out) the owner allowed them to order.

One of the guys was invited back to their place after he got off work to hang out in the the hot tub with the guy and his wife, who was reportedly very attractive. Pictures were taken

The final delivery before I quit went something like this as told by the driver.

C - Customer
D - Driver

C- Do you want money for you tip or would you like to have my wife sit in you lap?
D- Cash please.
C- How about if my wife sits in your lap and I give you $10?
D- Uh, just the money will be fine.

Not really sucky. Just weird.

[AmethystSquirrel]

My first thought... what type of sicko offers sexual favors to someone they dont know over the phone.

Someone so butt ugly they can't get it any other way?