Yes, but what do you need!?

[Coconut]

Couple of fun ones recently:

Me: Thank you for calling Blankity Blank Company, this is Coconut. How may I assist you?
C: Yes, I have some questions.
Me: Sure, what can I help you with?
C: I just need to speak to someone.
Me: Sure, go ahead.
C: Oh, I just have some questions.
Me: Okay, you're in the right place. What can I help you with?
C: Well, I really just need to speak to someone...
Me: Okay, what are your questions????
C: ::sigh:: Is there anyone I can just speak with?
Me: Sure! (Oh, Co-worker.....)


Me: Thank you for calling Blankity Blank Company, this is Coconut. How may I assist you?
C: May I speak with (mutters name)?
Me: I'm sorry, who?
C: This is Dave Smith.
Me: Okay, but who do you need to speak with?
C: Just tell him it's Dave.
Me: Yes, I've got that, but who are you trying to reach?
C: My name is Daaaavvvve. D-A-V-E...
Me: YES! But who do you need to talk to???
C: Oh! I need Pete Lastname in Accounting.

[Amajean]

Oh wow what a doof

[Teskeria]

a working brain. do you stock those?

[PepperElf]

C: Just tell him it's Dave.

You know I've never even seen the skit but ... first thing I thought of was "It's Dave man, open up!"

[Nurian]

You know I've never even seen the skit but ... first thing I thought of was "It's Dave man, open up!"

"Dave's not here, man."

[wolfie]

You know I've never even seen the skit but ... first thing I thought of was "It's Dave man, open up!"

I can't let you do that, Dave. It would be very difficult to enter through the airlock without your helmet.