So, at work tonight I'm pushing a line of shopping carts through the slushy parking lot when a woman flops out of a minivan and, as I'm passing, leans back and horks up an impressive-sounding loogy.
At least she didn't spit. She wouldn't have liked me had she spit on me.
Then after work I'm in the grocery store heading down the coffee aisle when the old guy in front of me stops, blocks the aisle with himself and his shopping cart, digs out a kleenex, wraps it around his finger and sticks the whole works deep up his nose.
Thanks mister, I'm no longer grocery shopping while hungry. The store probably doesn't like you much though.
Aside--Walking past a display of Pepsi, I noticed a life-size cardboard cutout of Sofia Vergara standing next to it. Took everything I had not to stick the thing under my arm and walk out the door with it.
At least she didn't spit. She wouldn't have liked me had she spit on me.
Then after work I'm in the grocery store heading down the coffee aisle when the old guy in front of me stops, blocks the aisle with himself and his shopping cart, digs out a kleenex, wraps it around his finger and sticks the whole works deep up his nose.
Thanks mister, I'm no longer grocery shopping while hungry. The store probably doesn't like you much though.
Aside--Walking past a display of Pepsi, I noticed a life-size cardboard cutout of Sofia Vergara standing next to it. Took everything I had not to stick the thing under my arm and walk out the door with it.
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