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  • #16
    Quoth Jay 2K Winger View Post
    Bonus points if they're in full view of him behind the counter, but you repeatedly tell him, straight-faced, "We're all out of magazines."

    Hopefully the logic bomb will make his brain explode like in Scanners.
    Slight problem with that - from your description, if brains were dynamite, he wouldn't be able to blow his nose.
    Any fool can piss on the floor. It takes a talented SC to shit on the ceiling.

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    • #17
      Quoth Sapphire Silk View Post
      ...tell him you are all out of magazines.
      Shredder guy : Gimme a Time Magazine.

      Sapphire Silk: We are out of magazines.

      SG: Oj. OK then, give me a Travel Magazine.

      SS: We are OUT of sweet rolls MAGAZINES...

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